There have been a lot of black swans lately, but most of them are funny. Here are some hilarity clips.

Most of the fans will watch Tuesday's first presidential debate, and the angle of view should be to judge what's going on after that. We have also conducted in-depth studies with this purpose.

sleepjeoVS 750 Here we go.

After watching it for five minutes, the more you look like Guo Degang and Zhou Libo are conducting a presidential debate... Everyone was afraid that the founding of the Country would make Biden cry too hard. Fortunately, Biden only giggles and doesn't seem to care much.

So everyone speculated that the strategy of possible nation-building is multi-line+Harassment, so that Biden can not smoothly recite the line. Just back a paragraph, you have to find the beginning of another article.

The quarrel is not mentioned, although it is also very amusing, but need to look directly, can not describe.

Slowly, it became Trump onevTwo. It seems boring to scold Biden, change the difficulty and start challenging Biden and the moderators. And then I sent it myselfpFigure. It seems glorious to challenge the host.

But the debate between the two men was not very strong, and many friends said that if it wasn't for the election, they could have singled out both of them. I think the host also has this level. Biden obviously has all the problems that can defaced the founding of the country, and so many of them have occurred in the founding era anyway, and they're not casually back-to-back. But it's basically no use. Jianguo is also, casually said that Biden proposed policy flaws, said that after all, all the problems, the scene is at best a scum. As a result, the two men barely speak policy and are speechless.

There's a more amusing passage in the middle, where the two argue, and Biden continues his own line, "First, there are a lot of flaws in your policy, for example."xxx。 Second. "Hesitating a little estimation is forgotten, and then continue to say "third." "。 The founding party is also scolding Biden, perhaps if it were him, the economy would not be playing. Suddenly came a sentence, "youare number 2(You're two)"。 It's so funny to translate it directly.

Forty minutes later, Biden seemed to have found the trick. Start a paragraph for the first time10All over, keep repeating. So there are no loopholes, and you don't have to think about what you're going to say.

Suddenly, Trump sent an articletwitter, almost completely repeated a statement he himself had just made in his favor: that Biden wanted to shut down America al completely.

The most amusing is the comment. "Put down your phone and pay attention to Biden" "I'm looking at you, you didn't send a message, what's going on??? "。

And then I started looking at Trumptwitterthat's the only concern.

An interesting test: After the debate, Biden saw an increase in the number of people who thought he wouldn't sleep at work3%。

After that, the headlines dominated the debate for two days. Why only two days? Because Trump scored a new crown on Thursday night...

So histwitterIt's the focus again

      The trick

The earliest replies were all amusing. I won't translate. You can use WeChat or mobile phones to bring their own Chinese translation to see about.

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After an hour, the reply was occupied by a strange text, and this one was not sent.GoogleThe translator said these were strange curses and so on.8After an hour, it all becomes a comforting encouragement. That is, the Trump team is probably efficient4-10Hours.

There were also replies that masks were not political proposals, but intelligence tests. (Because Trump has always opposed wearing masks.)GoogleAnd.cdcIt also helped Trump make a special effort to promote it. Say you shouldn't wear a mask.GoogleThere's an ad connection under the search box on the home page, toocdcendorsement, only to5It was only in a month that the publicity was cancelled.

After laughing, we recall the debate two days ago. Feel the founding of the country energetic enough to dry over two people. It's not like the description of the new crown. So the following conclusions were drawn:

First, Jianguo is really sick, would that be a deliberate infection of Biden. Because Biden has been in poor health. So if it's better than the body, the nation-building is a steady victory.

Second, Jianguo is not sick. Because testing in the U.S. is generally slow, it takes the average person five days to know the results. But as president, five minutes to know is a good time. But in theory, if the president is ill, he should do a good job of responding and then make it public. Jianguo himself said directly, should also be to think of the next countermeasures. So it's possible to do the game.

The next day

In the coal industry backed by the founding of the People's Republic of China, oil and gas companies surged, despite the collapse in oil prices. At the same time, the photovoltaic and new energy industries plummeted. Only the financial results are hugely goodJKSContinue to rise. This suggests that Wall Street believes that the infection of nation-building has led to a significant increase in the chances of a nation-building victory.

So I summed up a few points of view.1.The founding of the new crown, you can not participate in the after-the-debate, or you can not face750Event. But when they have enough reason and evidence to fight, the new crown can recover.2. The new crown can close the distance between himself and the doctors and nurses and all the protesters, as well as between himself and the families of all the new crown patients.

If you can5At the same time that Jianguo tested positive for the new crown, I think Biden should test it. But Biden's result came the next day. So either Biden hesitated all night to figure out a solution and decided he didn't get a new crown. Either Trump's new crown has moisture.

But friends who resist the founding of the People's Republic of China don't have to be lucky. If a country's important people, because the new crown hung up. This country can be overthrown and restarted. I don't think the United States should be in this category. The basic dead should be poor or unsportsman at all, without the money to treat them in a timely manner.

 The play has just begun, it's not over yet, and I'm looking forward to ittwitterContinue to drive the story.

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Comrade Jianguo's name is also linked to these amusing stories. Because Jianguo has been complaining about China's union with Biden, I don't know Chinese, especially at home, who want to be re-elected. Because many of the measures do not seem to have any meaning to the United States, but china's construction has played a key role. So named Comrade Jianguo: "I live at the head of the Yangtze River, the monarch at the end of the Yangtze River." Day and day Sijun do not see Jun, build a new socialist countryside. "

China's three generations of leaders have worked together to return fruitless high-tech talent, two years after the founding of the People's Republic of China. Two generations of leaders to pay close attention to corruption can not really fight corruption at the root, the founding of the six months to do. Help China make the world's top mobile phones, and now we have to start helping China make the world's top electric cars...

Jianguo expressed hope last quarter3Re - election.

Greatly also in the first time after the founding of the People's Republic of China sick condolences.

750。 Is the founding of the country the year before the president paid taxes only750。 Also kept for a long time to pay taxes for0。 When he was president, no one knew because of the right to seal taxes. But just two days before the debate, it was reported by the New York Times or the Washington Post.