Coldplay Labs

First launched at Microsyscope Coldplay Labs

WeChat ID: coollabs

Good, our company has been on shifts lately.

Other people's company shift system is normal, one three five to work, two four six rest, but the dog brother this brain hole clear man, is to let us divided into the afternoon...

Immediately, everyone realized a tricky problem:Who's up and who's down?

After a night of passion up and down, I managed to win the game and grab itAbove.A chance to get to work in the morning!

Early in the morning, I came to the company refreshedly, opened WeChat, received the crow's message.

"The tumultuous operation of this game, you don't spray a wave?"

As long as your village has not broken the net recently, you can certainly guess, he said is the recent brush to the heart-wringing "Sword and Expedition."

No matter what APP you open, you'll be forced to brush a wave of presence by the Sword and Expeditions ad.

To tell you the truth, I wasn't bored when I first saw its ads, and the exquisite images even made me feel hazy for the first time.

The good feeling lasted no more than three seconds, and the game quickly took over my phone.

It's really everywhere, spliting all my cell phone APPS.

NetEase cloud music listen to a song, there is it, brush for a while shaking sound, have it, open B station to see it, even quiet cooking APP is it.

Brush a microblog, every day by hanging on the electric fan of the princess counter-attack, changed to its perforated brainwashing ads.

Even if my eyes are focused only on the Skip option, my sidelights will be uncontrolled and attracted by its picture.

Even if I want to escape this wave of ad attacks and go online to clean up, YouTube and Instagram are looping through its English-language ads.

Swords and Expeditions, aka brush screen trolls, unlimited RMB players, not only kidnapped all my APP, but also bought all the KOLs I knew.

The anchors' live broadcasts, of course, don't try to escape its magic.

Money such as Zhu once, but also just "sword and expedition" meal.

Even the Unscathed bloggers of the Warnon brothers began to stop abusing bamboo rats and lie down to play games.

Looking at these "hard core just rice" "advertising ghost talent" screen, watching with the game eight poles can not play the big guys have to get on the bus, I think this only illustrates a problem ...

In this game under the crazy coins, this time I saw its spokesman Luo Zhixiang frequency is higher than my mother, I watch ads more time than watch live.

The 3688th time I saw its advertisement, that irritability, that regret, that feeling of life is not as good as death, I had to put down my work, thinking of a profound problem -

How rich is this company?

Perhaps the rich man's ads are so simple and boring.

The ads are too much, and I have reason to suspect that the game has caused irreversible damage to my brain.

Seeing the words "sword and expedition", I will have a series of adverse reactions such as soaring stress blood pressure, headache and brain fever, and eyeball turning.

Since I've seen too much of it on the screen, even if I haven't seen an ad yet, it's already automatically in my head when I point to an APP.

This is simply contemporary Pavlov.

Most painfully, the brainwashing of swords and expeditions is the same, and the real equality of humanity is realized.

Whether you use Xiaomi 5 or Huawei MateXS,

Whether you're using 5G2G or the village gangnet,

Whether you're a valued annual fee member or a white user,

No one can escape, look at the "sword and expedition" advertisement!

This game, we really lost.

After nearly a month of the baptism of game advertising, in the midst of vomiting blood, under the pressure of brainwashing, than to spray it brush screen, I think there is a more worthy question to think about:How did game advertising become what it is today?

In the dark, I realized that the game advertising evolved into "Swords and Expeditions" such as order in a disordered world, is the inevitable result of the laws of nature.

All this, from the scum Hui just in the river and lake exposed the corner of the year to say.

The game does not rely on quality, rely on advertising brush screen, is the scum with the trend.

At that time, "brothers come to cut me", still do not think of a certain more.

At that time, it was the golden age of "Playing Blue Moon" and "Legend", and it was the time when the first generation of sand sculpture game advertising was rising.

They have only one secret to brushing the screen:Simple and rough.

Eye-catching color matching, garbage special effects, chaotic images, crude visual effects, successfully into your mind, let you see, is a lifetime. 

The real effect of brainwashing, or rely on the movie emperors are not very skilled Hong Kong Pu.

For a time, at the end of the street, everyone would read a few mysterious slogans.

What "scum", what "a few times the clock", what "dry me like", as long as you know this language, we are all scum Hui's brother.

It's over when you gnaw at him.

In addition to scum, the man kidnapped by the sand sculpture game advertisement also has ancient music.

An "ancient music green" advertising words, people can not help but think about the united, the brain to make up for the 500,000 words of the novel plot.

The stubborn knife-pumping motion conveys the philosophy of success of middle-year-old men: no matter how green life is, carry it with a determined eye.

These ads can endure watching ten seconds are real men, the network spitting grooves and contempt qifei, eye-catching and spitting blood of the same color.

But no matter what kind of top-level traffic you invite, it's more than the spread of crude advertising.

In short, "Play Blue Moon" with their own brutal play, dry all the formal way, become a game advertising industry a dark horse.

After two years of leading the way, aesthetically fatigued players were pleasantly surprised to find that game advertising also began to follow in the footsteps of the spring, after a profound insight into people's psychology, opened a new era.

Obviously,The flowering rich woman literature gave the second generation of sand sculpture game advertising plenty of inspiration.

As long as the rich woman finds it well, she can't run a successful life.

Under the influence of rich woman literature, the second generation of sand sculpture game advertisement opened up the rich woman series.

A street stall selling nest head of the boy, helped a fallen aunt.

Immediately harvest aunt's heart, the stall into a Lamborghini, successfully promoted to international president.

The man who looked at the pinnacle of his life was abandoned by his rich mother-in-law for hooking up with his beauty secretary.

And the beauty secretary turned out to be a liar, and finally let him have nothing, blood is nothing.

I watched more than 40 levels of rich women on station B series, the male master is constantly watched by rich women, but also because of a variety of reasons were abandoned.

The ad captures the cruelty of being ruthlessly crushed by life, and downloads it only to find that it's a flat house-building game.

This let how many young men eager to be adopted, suffered a major injury ah!

But the mediocrity of the game, in no way affect their creation of men will be silent, women will see the divine drama will shed tears.

In the advertisement, the president gave everything to the beautiful woman, the beautiful woman turned to raise the wild man... Without a line, but wrote all the dog licking to the last philosophy of life with nothing.

Women's palace fighting game, sand sculpture of the plot is more confusing, confusing.

From the beginning, the royal doctor accused the princess of peeking into her bath, and this unfolded very red chicken.

However, after the Chinese princess reasoned, said "who peeked at who hit five thunders a day" after the classic line, the ending really did not expect ...

It's a turning point every second! Every line is unexpected!

Who else can do such a wonderful plot!

I have reason to suspect that they have studied "Story Club" and "Knowing Voice" in depth, taking its essence, melting into countless short, sharp but magnificent life plays, in just one minute to play the super-intelligent ups and downs of the plot.

In these ads, the level is everything, the 30-level BOSS and the 60-level godfather, driving the luxury car can also become more and more magical.

The upgrade method is simple, someone bows you can upgrade to be a big man, so your bowing team from the living room at home all the way to the street...

But what is the ultimate achievement of being a big man? It's about getting men to push the limits of physiology and get pregnant for you...

I don't think there's really anything to stop the brain hole in the sand sculpture game ad.

I thought, these terrible brain holesIt's already the limit of the road to game advertising sand sculpture.

It wasn't until Sword and Expedition appeared with its brush screen and sand sculpture that I realizedGame advertising has ushered in a leap forward,Entered the era of coins.

After watching the game collection of Swords and Expeditions, I shed silent tears.

It does all the sand sculpture game set Dacheng, you want sand sculpture ads, it has.

On simple rough, shaking sound up to thousands of people, will never lose to scum Hui.

Talk about play, shaking filter under the beauty read no emotion advertising words, than a knife 88 level also easy to sleep upgrade flowI seem to have seen the Renaissance of the Blue Moon.

Tell the plot, people have super-tested magic realism drama, the inspiring story of the north drift maid working to get rich can see people's mood.

As soon as the ad came up, it was to torture my soul: "I'm too poor!" "。

It doesn't matter, the maid mobilizes the wisdom of the working people, picks up the broom to work, earns money faster than robs the bank.

Watching the moment she got her new gear upgraded to goddess, I thought it was the big girl story in the background of the Western illusion, the best original screenplay in the British Women's Book 2.0.

This is not finished, "Sword and Expedition" not only has the essence of the previous generation of sand sculpture game advertising, but also throw hands to throw me a big production.

At the beginning of the advertisement, Luo Zhixiang confided in his girlfriend about the past...

Lines go, filters are excellent, well-made, even Luo Zhixiang is very handsome and normal.

Just as it was about to get rid of sand sculpture and become a beautiful but mediocre ordinary advertisement, Sword and Expedition made me understand that its advertising would never be so simple.

The heroine turns her head, I'm blind...

It also likes to bundle with its peers in ads and do a one-on-one tumultuous operation.

When playing other games, the player is gray-faced.

To play "swords and expeditions" time, but calm and relaxed, relaxed.

This naked spitting groove peer game is not fun behavior, really worried that they were warned by the lawyer letter.

The scariest thing is that they're also cheating on users in ads!

They have an ad like this...

Claiming to be a fusion of the world's cutting-edge scientists, as well as cutting-edge high-tech, developed this liver protection game.

Research results include what absorbs the essence of plants, animals, humans, injected into the Sword and Expedition, can treat hair loss injury liver.

What invented quantum feeding technology, shared grade, can be called "in the event of a decision, quantum science" this scientific community's first law of re-application.

... I really believe in your evil.

Speaking of which, this game could have been sprayed!

Unfortunately, perhaps after watching too many ads nutrition can not keep up, in a night when the dark wind turned the other side of the night, and saw its ads, I opened the app store angry 1 star bad reviews, downloaded the game.

After all, who would have expected to see such a good-looking one in the middle of a pile of sand sculpture ads...

This unscrupulous brush screen game, I thought it must be a knife 88-level garbage hand tour, insomnia at night to play a, the next morning on unloading.

Didn't expect the game painting is quite advanced, and the imagination of the earthy painting style is not the same.

The style of painting is not very strong, but attracted a bunch of painting touches to it... Make pictures of people who are beautiful to cry.

Especially I drew this maid is really cute, let me how to bear to unload ah!

Once I played, I had a lot of question marks in my little friend's head.

Why do I hang up 25 hours a day?

Say good not liver, really do not have to spend energy and money?

The first time I met a game I didn't have to play, turn off my phone and take a nap, gold coins, experience, equipment is still rising.

To do, is to log in to the treasure chest collection experience, upgrade after easy clearance.

Sign in, click, charge, go offline.... This is raw to be played as a food game ah!

Don't do anything, the little maid will become stronger on her own, which feels really...

That's cool!

Gradually, I realized the true meaning of the hang-up game

You are already a mature game, you can play your own strange upgrade experience, do not need to wait for me to give you gold.

This game, a collection of hang-up games and card games double happiness, feel the exciting battle and leisure health alternate rhythm.

As soon as I got to sleep, I had easily passed dozens of levels.

The corners of my mouth began to rise, my mood began to revere, my savings are guaranteed...

However, the good times are not long.

After dozens of consecutive passing, I suddenly knelt in front of a boss for five consecutive times.

Happiness came to an abrupt end, and the mood was as blue as a little poem.

A check strategy, a lot of players clearly lower than me, draw cards similar to me, brush boss actually brush faster than me, this is what world?!

I found that this game to play late, it is a very set of strategy hand tour.

The same level, change the lineup match, adjust the hero's standing position, even can also go over the level of challenge, beat more than a dozen levels higher than their own boss.

There is even a kind of extreme push-off play - the game has the probability to dodge the setting, which means that if good luck, multiple miss in a row, the original level can be pushed to the limit.

So some players on the flexible brain, the use of scripts automatically repeat the push off, sometimes repeat dozens of times, the original pass can actually push past.

Not only look at the way, but also look at the face ah...

Is.Touch the fish and don't writeThe day of studying strategy and tactics passed, no gold, no new cards, I relaxed and passed a dozen levels.

And because it's a vertical screen game, I've been playing with my cell phone for days, and my brother didn't notice it at all.

However, I have a new confusion, we are the first time to play games, how others understand so many ways?

I only found out that Sword and Expedition had already caught fire abroad for a long time.

This game's international clothing has been online for most of the year, in foreign circle powder countless.

Not only has the strategy been written one after another, but also has formed a fairly rich culture of the same people.

Is it true love, look at this beautiful cosplay.

The same person picture drawn by the overseas bigwigs is also so beautiful that I keep right-clicking.

Although the players are advertised to go in and play the game, but after playing all really fragrant.

One at a timeCheck the leaderboard, "Sword and Expedition" ranking is dedicated to all kinds of unconvinced.

In January, it came in second globally on App Annie. Domestically, it has been Top3 on iOS's bestseller list, and "Glory of the Kings" and "Elite of Peace" are on the list.

All in all, the fire was a mess and everyone was playing.

Having said so much, I just want to tell you that the manuscript didn't come out because I was so fragrant...

This is really a good game that shouldn't be sprayed, who plays who doesn't.

It's definitely not because I played a day's game and didn't work.

If you don't believe it, you also download a play to see ah!

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